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Doctor, Doctor I think i am a pair of curtians!
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!!!

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!!!

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun -- they just don't remember who with.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
SHE MOVED!

Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...

How many Windows support staff does it take to change a light bulb? Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here, and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?

Did you hear about the new chinese cook book, how to WOK your dog.

Thing's you don't want to here over a Airplane Flight intercom!

1. Well folks, you know about our perfect flying record....That's about to change.

2. Wow!...I didn't think a fire could get that big!

3. I wonder how long I can keep my eyes closed.

4. Hey Sam, will you please hit that flashing, emergency button. Its bothering me.

5. The good news is- you are still living. The bad news is-that will change shortly.

6. Keep the black coffee coming...That was one of heck of a party.

7. Hey look! No hands!

8. Can anyone land this plane?! I just kinda never learned that.